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You are blind
bottom feeders
hiding deep at the feet
of dead waters.

I am, somewhat unexpectedly,
a simple message
constructed of TNT.

The only way to make you
rise to the top
is if I go down there
and blow your world up.

I am consumed
and destroyed
in the process
But since that is
what I was made for
I would expect
no less.

Babylfish.
Babylfish
Not to be confused with the elusive Babelfish first discovered by Douglas Adams in 1978, the Babylfish is a species of slimesucker that changes one form of speech into another.

This is not the same as the ability of the Babelfish to directly translate speech; instead resulting in a vastly skewed reinterpretation which generally suits the best interest of the Babylfish itself.
It is commonly believed that this systemic failure is due to many years of nonselective inbreeding by a handful of inferior specimens, who then contaminated  and ultimately degenerated the gene pool.

They tend to be blind as a result of dwelling deep underground or in caves, but can be found almost anywhere that light seems to fail.
Surface dwelling varieties maintain the same outward appearance and myopic disability as their even more inferior subterranean spawn.
However the degradation of their communication skill generally results in an increased difficulty with assimilation into healthy cultures.
So far this does not prevent them from occupying and colonizing whole regions of the entire planet.

Considered a non-native species in all countries due to their tendency to crowd out much more beneficial species, citizens are encouraged to seek out and eliminate Babylfish when and wherever they may be discovered.


Do your part to eliminate the dreaded Babylfish today!









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CMN2GTU
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United States
Current Residence: A suicide graveyard for milk carton kids
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Where I are, that's where I is
Print preference: I didn't know I had an option
Favourite genre of music: Punk; it's what's for breakfast
Favourite photographer: the one with the camera
Favourite style of art: The kind that is artistic
Operating System: A surgeon, a table, some drugs, and some knives
MP3 player of choice: only plays 7 & 12 inch vinyl discs so it must not be much of an MP3 player...
Shell of choice: Clam, sometimes oyster.
Wallpaper of choice: I prefer plaster...or is that getting plastered, I forget
Skin of choice: Why does this seem like it has racial connotations...
Favourite cartoon character: George Bush...'cause there is NO WAY that asshole is for real!
Personal Quote: ...is not worth repeating
Interests
10 easy steps to create an enemy and start a war:Listen closely because we will all see this weapon used in our lives. It can be used on a society of the most ignorant to the most highly educated. We need to see their tactics as a weapon against humanity and not as truth.


First step: 
Create the enemy. Sometimes this will be done for you.

Second step: 
Be sure the enemy you have chosen is nothing like you. Find obvious differences like race, language, religion, dietary habits or fashion. Emphasize that their soldiers are not doing a job, they are heartless murderers who enjoy killing!

Third step: 
Once these differences are established continue to reinforce them with all disseminated information.

Fourth step: 
Have the media broadcast only the ruling party's information; this can be done through state-run media. Remember, in times of conflict all for-profit media repeats the ruling party's information. Therefore all for-profit media becomes state-run.

Fifth step: 
Show this enemy in actions that seem strange, militant, or different. Always portray the enemy as non-human, evil; a killing machine.


THIS IS HOW TO CREATE AN ENEMY. 
THIS IS HOW TO START A WAR.
THIS IS HOW TO CREATE AN ENEMY.


Sixth step: 
Eliminate opposition to the ruling party. Create an "Us versus Them" mentality. Leave no room for opinions in-between. One that does not support all actions of the ruling party should be considered a traitor.

Seventh step: 
Use nationalistic and/or religious symbols and rhetoric to define all actions. This can be achieved by slogans such as "freedom loving people versus those who hate freedom." This can also be achieved by the use of flags.

Eighth step: 
Align all actions with the dominant deity. It is very effective to use terms like, "It is God's will" or "God bless our nation."

Ninth step: 
Design propaganda to show that your soldiers have feelings, hopes, families, and loved ones. Make it clear that your soldiers are doing a duty; they do not want or like to kill.

Tenth step: 
Create and atmosphere of fear, and instability and then offer the ruling party as the only solutions to comfort the public's fears, remembering that fear of the unknown is always the strongest fear.


THIS IS HOW TO CREATE AN ENEMY. 
THIS IS HOW TO START A WAR.
THIS IS HOW TO CREATE AN ENEMY.


We are not countries. 
We are not nations. 
We are not religions.
We are not gods. 
We are not weapons. 
We are not ammunition. 
We are not killers.
We will NOT be tools.

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:iconmisscarolinak:
MissCarolinaK Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
tnx for the fave !:)
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mangadragon98 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the favourite :3
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Aerindarkwater Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Ah. thanks for the 5 pts :la: yea, every bit counts. Usually I make quick sketches to people who donate, but my room is get a remodel and all my my stuff is bascially in boxes atm and I can't get to my wacom, but I am gratful for th pts :D When I can, I'll sketch something for ya. :)
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CMN2GTU Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
I was thinking I might approach you about possibly doing a sort of collaborative effort, if you would be interested.
I'll hit you with the details, if so...
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Aerindarkwater Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
sure. But like I said, I can't get to my wacom, so it may be a while (1-2 weeks) before I can get my room back in order and not stepping around boxes.
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CMN2GTU Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
No rush, it's real busy round here lately DX
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Sally-Slenderwoman Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave~
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CMN2GTU Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
You are welcome!
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nailguy101 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the llama :D
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CMN2GTU Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Hope you give him a good home!
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